If I Was Born With A Dick

 

 

This is an ode to Dick

All my life I have been envious of boys and men.. I have seen how much freer men are..and so this little parody that is and isn’t so funny.. goes like this..

 

If I was born with a dick I would be the Present..the Prime Minister .. I wouldn’t be his sweet little wife that you see pumping out his babies.. you would all be listening to me because I can stand up when I pee.

 

If I was born with dick I could bang every chick.. I could act like prick..and be known as the stud that likes to fuck.. not like girls and women who like it..you know them as sluts..

 

Ohh ya to be born with a dick!

 

If I was born with a dick I would have all the capital..because as they say capital is a gentle man.. even if men act like they are living playboy..even if I treated women as toys..

 

If I was born with a dick I wouldn’t have to worry about equal pay because the world would be my oyster and everything would swing my way.. ya swing..

 

If I was born with a dick I wouldn’t have to be concerned about traveling alone.. I could walk alone in the night and not think about not making it home..

 

If I had a dick I could walk in public topless and not be concerned about being arrested..or molested..

 

Ohh to have a dick!

 

If I had a dick I could leave the chick with all of my kids.. and get away with highway robbery if she came after me for alimony..I would lie during testimony..

 

If I was born with a dick if I didn’t want to have kids that would be my business..not so if I was a chick.. I’d be a selfish bitch.

 

If I was born with a dick.. you could all suck it

;)

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