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I am to old for this shit

 

The world is totally disconnected and on a smaller scale men and women are totally disconnected, and I am just too old for this shit. It has become much to easy for people to get their fetish kicks off snapchats, Facebook and through online dating apps than to make real, honest and truly intimate, personal connections.. and I am just too old for this shit.  I am too old and wise to go chasing after men and to go bat-shit-crazy over cock, frankly I have better things to do with my time and energy like writing this right now on my blog. I guess the problem is many women think their entire lives and spare time should be spent chasing cocky,cocks and/or competing against other women for said dick.. I am just too damn old for this shit.

As much as I seem like a bad ass rock star for going topless with my images online and having my own personal nudes in my book, I am very low key in my day to day life. I am scheduled and regimented; that means { very strictly organized and controlled } I am a single mother of three kids so in order for me to get my me-time in I damn well better have my shit together. I love my fitness lifestyle and in that I am very military. I could make the time to go out to the clubs to drink and chase after players or wanna-be-players but I would rather get to bed early to get my healing for my muscles so I can lift heavy again the next day. I would rather be spending my time on self improvement rather than being another desperate single older woman sitting on a bar stool. I am not wasting my time, on guys who just want to waste my fucking time.

And then there are vibrators; a very wonderful invention that stops good women from sleeping with assholes, because if you can self pleasure well or amazingly, awesomely well; one can wait for a man to love you rather than to just fuck you and fuck you over. I am very thankful for the invention of vibrators and I think if more women explored their own bodies there would be less desperate women to choose from; so men who play these horseshit games would have to stop games and smarten the fuck up.

One of the craziest things about living in these times of ¬†virtual dating is that both men and women are shamed for saying they want a relationship, as if that makes you desperate and emotionally weak? It’s truly fucked up, just like slut shaming for saying you want and like sex. While wanting and liking sex is a primal need so is wanting a mate. In today’s violent society love and intimacy are seen as weaknesses rather than strengths but being cold and ruthless, self serving or selfish is seen as gangster; and we wonder why the world is totally fucked up right now.. and I am just too old for this shit.

We live in an online world were people can basically pretend to be anything they want; like happily married while they cheat on their spouses. Both men and women can pull off a false persona online while being totally creepy fucktards in person. I have learned not to waste your energy or time texting your heart and emotions to anyone online on a dating site because chances are they are married and want to fuck you secretly or they are just playing ego games with you and will not meet you in person; or when you do meet them in person they don’t want to give you their real name as their motives or intentions were never honest to begin with.

So were does this lead us to again… I am too old for this shit. Do you feel me? It seems like romance is totally dead and in it’s place a false zombie has risen to consume all of our souls. It remindes me of my ex husband’s midlife crisis, it was like ” Where is my husband and what have you done with him, you evil demon?” That is dating and romance today; it is humanity today, it seems our souls and hearts have been consumed with Snapchat filters, dating apps and online profiles that are absolute bullshit.

So what choices does that give me as a non cock chaser? Guess I better get used to the fact that I am going to be alone in the middle of the night writing on my blog….because I am too old for this shit, and too fucking wise.

JUST DO IT.

This is for all the men that don’t do it..but think they can pick apart women’s bodies that do .. do it!.. Just shut the fuck up!

Unless you are willing to suit up and chalk up.. lift some heavy shit up.. know what the fuck real heavy metal is; just shut the fuck up or.. JUST DO IT!

If your diet consists of pub food, cigarettes and booze.. shut the fuck up.. butt out.. turn the shot class upside down..push your flabby ass away from the table.. JUST DO IT!

You don’t get to have an opinion on if whether or not a woman’s muscles are too big or too small.. if your not willing to work yours as well.. if you are too lazy to get your fat ass up off the couch or the pub stool.. you need to top running your fucking mouth.

Your just pissed because we are working circles around you.. making you look bad to you..and you know you don’t stand a fucking chance with a woman who treats herself and her body like the temple it is..because she knows she is GODDESS..and you treat your body like a fucking garbage can.. and so you attempt to break her down to your level of crap..with your trash talking bullshit.. mouth that runs faster than you can walk.. let alone run.. you can’t run.. you can’t do shit so you need to try to make a woman that lifts feel like shit..because you feel like shit.. you know you are not at her speed.. you can’t keep the fuck up.. calling them bitches because you’r a little bitch boy .. JUST DO IT and get off your high horse .. get on the track.. get set up to the rack and squat.. JUST DO IT or shut the fuck up!

You bitch talk about the woman who has had children; that her tummy isn’t toned or six packed while she has birthed .. she has wept..she sweats..she lifts and she grinds.. she has character behind her lines.. but you are flabby because your lazy.. your gut is from beer and potato ships..and you think you can be critical about how imperfect you think she is.. about her strength..her motherhood.. her endurance and tenacity .. while you; little bitch boy got your huge gut from hitting the fridge..not from giving birth to wonderful kids.. but even still she is way more than you could ever hope to become.. and that is why you need to run her down.. while she laps your ass again and again.. at the track were you are never found.. she leaves you slammed down on the iron..she purges you in the sweat she leaves splattered on the floor..and you think you have the right to be a hypocrite.. an idiot.. take a good look in the mirror.. shut your mouth.. or JUST DO IT!

DO YOU EVEN LIFT.. past the greasy food you put up to your evil lips? Ya we know you don’t.. GIRLS WHO LIFT.. we know you don’t!.. But you look at us like a KFC value meal.. lips, hips and tits.. why don’t you just keep stuffing it in your greasy face; shut the fuck up or JUST DO IT!

You bastards are our motivation.. we are Angel and Devils.. GODDESSES OF THE GYM.. you will find the devil in her eyes if you cross that fucking line.. don’t you dare stare at her like she is meat for you to eat.. or she will knock you off your fucking feet..

Your talk is cheap.. lets see you move those feet and shift your ass… JUST DO IT or move it the fuck out of our way our reps are our play.

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